Wearable tech that judges you as harshly as your friends do.
Drop the pounds with our Bluetooth enabled heels and simply stunning wearable.
Whether you're slut-dropping in line at the supermarket, or twerking over coffee with friends, the Sashay Tracker will help you towards your daily goal.
Will you get thinner? Probably not. Will you feel more fabulous? Can I get a "hell yeah!"
“Thanks iSashay Tracker! I never knew how fabulous my sashay was ’til you came along.”
“My sashay was dull and lifeless until I got the iSashay Tracker. Now it’s sassier than a Michelle Visage put-down.”
“I used to do slut-drops just for fun, and occasionally money. Now I track them with charts and graphs and things. ”
BECAUSE LIFE IS ONE
Don't let a sashay go to waste. Bluetooth enabled heels will keep count of all your movements.
Every step you take, every move you make,
we'll be watching you.
KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING
ENTERING YOUR BODY
Understand the importance of proper hydration.
In-built fabulosity sensors measure your buzz levels and alert you when it's time for a Screaming Orgasm. Remember: it's always Happy Hour somewhere in the world!